IF OAU WERE A PERSON, WHAT WOULD SHE BE LIKE?

Methinks she would be a self-aware queen, explicitly aware of her flaws yet the only person allowed to mock herself.

Methinks if she were a homosexual, she would most definitely be Bi.

Bi herself.

Because that's what majority of her students are, by themselves, in the lonely world of an educational penitentiary disguised as a citadel of learning.

Methinks she would be the most fashionable and beautiful person to ever exist,

A plus-sized queen, dripping in all shades of culture and struggle, reluctant to be shaky and harsh, like her academic calendar.

Methinks she definitely knows girls are not physically capable of passing out any human waste, cause that is just preposterous.

So she does what any sane, pretty girl would do– Fail to build a decent toilet on campus.

Pretty cool, huh?

Methinks she is lowkey an insecure masochist.

She believes the struggle that comes with learning validates her efforts and lives righteously by the quote, “no pain, no gain.”

Now, enough of what I think.

Let's hear what you think.

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